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田曦薇甜妹头像|朋友圈搞笑女文案

跟你们吐槽件事

▶ ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|lı|ıı|lıı|ıı| 59"

有苦我不吃，没福我硬享。

喝下透明的水，尿出黄色的尿，

或许我是一个茶包。

为什么我胖？因为我没钱，我难瘦。

老板：你就天天坐着等业绩吗？

我：有时也站着。

大家好，我是第57个民族——上班族。

我也有超能力，所有的事情都超过了我的能力。

我发誓我再也不熬夜了，再熬夜我就再发誓。

要相信一定会时来来来来来来来来来运转

活着没信心，死了没决心，

不死不活还闹心。

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