If I make you angry, I'm sorry, but I won't change it.

如果我惹你生气了，对不起，我不改。

It's been a long time since I posted a circle of friends. How are you doing? Is your bowel movements normal?

好久没发朋友圈了，大家过得怎么样，大小便正常吗？

Go to sleep. Tonight, the stars and moonlight belong to you, and I also belong to you.

睡吧，今夜星光月夜皆归你，我也归你。

I was stumped by a math problem, so I said it to the sky, after all, people are not as good as the sky.

被一道数学题难住了，于是我把题目对着天空讲了一遍，毕竟人算不如天算。

There's such a big voltage in your eye that it trips my brain every time.

你的眼睛里有好大的电压，每次都让我的脑子跳闸。

I thought I'd seen enough sunshine, until I met you, I didn't know that I never really saw the sunshine.

我以为我看够了阳光，直到遇到你，才知我从未真的见过阳光。

The world is not as bad as you think, come here, come to me, and I will hug you.

世界没有你想象的那么坏，你过来，来我身边，我抱你。