情侣头像丨别对我用美男计,否则我将计就计

别对我用美男计，否则我将计就计~

Don't play with me, or I'll play along~

没有忘不忘记，只有可不可以~

Don't forget, don't forget, only can you~

多年前你一句珍重，我至今没瘦~

Many years ago, you said take care, I have not lost weight so far~

别问我有多爱你，做梦对象都是你~

Don't ask me how much I love you, I dream of you~

你拥有的太少，是因为你吃的太多~

You have too little because you eat too much~

往后余生，暴瘦是我，有钱也是我~

For the rest of my life, I will be skinny and rich~

众人皆醉我独醒，我怕是喝了假酒~

先活着吧，其他我再想想办法~

Live first, and I'll think of something else~

处对象吗，处不上你得自己找原因~

If you don't get along with someone, you have to find the reason yourself~

想成为你的阳光。为你燃烧，为你闪耀，给你铺幸福的红妆~

I am really flirtatious, loving you every day and every one of you~

别难过，世界就是喜欢欺负善良的人呀~

It's great to get to know you, whether it's a superstition or fate~

听说谈恋爱要门当户对，那王子在吗？

I heard that it is necessary to be suitable for a relationship. Is the prince there?

讨厌我没关系，我活着不是为了取悦你~

It doesn't matter if you hate me. I don't live to please you~