情侣头像丨你累不累啊?你都在我脑子里跑一整天了
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你累不累啊？你都在我脑子里跑一整天了。
Aren't you tired? You've been running around in my head all day.
你知道我为什么感冒了吗？因为我对你没有抵抗力。
Do you know why I caught a cold? Because I have no resistance to you.
你属什么的？我属龙的。不，你属于我。
What's your Chinese zodiac? I'm a dragon. No, you belong to me.
你猜我想吃什么？不知道。我想吃你。
Guess what I want to eat? I don't know. I want to eat you up.
你知道你和星星有什么区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里。
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you're in my heart.
你会弹吉他吗？不会。那你怎么拨动了我的心弦？
Can you play guitar? No. Then how did you pluck the strings of my heart?
你知道今天是什么日子吗？什么日子？是我爱你的日子。
Do you know what day it is today? What day? It's the day I love you.
你近视吗？不近视。那你怎么看不出我喜欢你？
Are you nearsighted? No. Then why can't you see that I like you?
我想给你打电话，但我怕你嫌我烦。不过我还是要打，因为我想你。
I want to call you, but I'm afraid you'll find me annoying. But I'll call anyway, because I miss you.
你是什么血型？O型。不，你是我的理想型。
What's your blood type? Type O. No, you're my ideal type.
你知道我的心在哪边吗？左边。不对，在你那边。
Do you know which side my heart is on? The left. No, it's on your side.
你怕不怕痒？不怕。那你怕不怕我撩你？
Are you ticklish? No. Then are you afraid of me flirting with you?
你喝什么水？白开水。难怪你长得这么甜。
What water do you drink? Plain water. No wonder you look so sweet.
你知道我最近为什么胖了吗？因为我心里装了你，分量太重。
Do you know why I've gained weight recently? Because I've got you in my heart—too much weight to carry.
你是哪里人？我是本地人。不，你是我的心上人。
Where are you from? I'm a local. No, you're the one in my heart.
你数学好吗？不好。那你怎么算出了我有多喜欢你？
Are you good at math? No. Then how did you calculate how much I like you?
你眼睛真好看，因为里面全是我。
Your eyes are beautiful—because they're full of me.
